Ten reasons why YOU should join #Litetower-PA

1) You get to hang out with badass swagsters all day, errday.
2) You get to fight monsters and have drama.............. and talk....... by the water cooler.
3) Where else can you BE THE BOSS? NOWHERE BUT HERE.
4) You get to mess around with equipment and you get free shit.
5) You get free stuff, come on, who doesn't like free stuff?
6) Climb the ranks and beat everyone else so you can say you're all swag and cool.
7) Everyone else not in Litetower-PA is super swog and uncool. Be cool and join us.
8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) We have a gym and lounge
9) There's no better way to show off your skills and muscle B)9
10) There's so much to do and so much to see, you'll be so amazed!!
11) It's awesome

SO ENLIST NOW BECAUSE YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU!!!

And if you do join put a "recruited by MEGADUMBFACE" 8)